Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Honey Bun


Price: $1.59 plus tax

Total Calories: 600

Look: Like a cinnamon bun sans frosting

Smell: Like a cheap donut

Experience

This is an item I'm pretty sure everyone has seen and passed over at gas stations and in vending machines at least once, and I'm no different. I have been curious about it for quite a while though, so I figured why not give it a try for the blog's sake. Yes, the blog's sake. . . . Don't look at me like that!

Had I known how good these were (ignoring the fact that they're worse for you than the freaking Don Miguel Grandito) I would have had one a long time ago. They're sticky as hell, but the taste is a pleasant blend of honey and generic glaze and the texture is surprisingly similar to a legitimate cinnamon bun. It's pretty darn good!

Would I recommend it?

No, but only because it's worse for you than a Big Mac.

The Appearance of a Regular Schedule

Sorry I haven't written anything for a while. A new review will be posted tonight, and I'm going to try to keep a post every Tuesday schedule.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Pepsi Next


Price: $2 deal with chips at my local Walgreens . . . I'll get back to you about its price at gas stations.

Total Calories: 100 for 20 fl oz

Look: Like any old cola

Smell: Alternates between regular and diet cola smell

Fizziness: Mild


Experience

Curiosity about this drink is one of the things that made me start this blog in the first place. There's a diet version of just about every soda out there, and there's a ton for Pepsi, alone. Still, until now, it never seemed to occur to anyone in the soda industry that you just can't make a diet soda taste like its non-diet counterparts.

That's why Pepsi Next fascinates me. Instead of trying to make a diet soda that tastes like the real thing, Pepsi decided to dilute their regular soda with artificial sweeteners so that it wouldn't be quite as bad for you. This was a pretty big gamble. While the best case scenario would be the perfect synthesis of taste and . . . non-badness, the worst case would be being saddled with a soda that both tastes bad and doesn't have the guilt-appeal necessary to make people buy it in order to avoid drinking water. This could have really blown up in Pepsi's face.

Well, as it turns out, it's kind of hard to describe Pepsi Next. The first time I drank it, it was fantastic; it tasted just like a regular Pepsi, albeit a bit lighter, and didn't leave me with that aspartame aftertaste so many diet sodas have. However, after finishing my second bottle about two days later, I have to say that I'm not nearly as impressed. It still tasted pretty good and I would still probably choose it over a regular Pepsi, but that diet soda feeling is now very strong on my tongue but without the phantom sweetness to distract me from it. It looks like promise of Pepsi Next was just too good to be true.

Would I recommend it?


Yeah. It's not perfect, but it tastes good and now I have an excuse for all the other junk I'm going to go eat.